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ELSA EDGAR
New York debut of Bob Kingdom's public relations story about a known "big mouth" & an FBI director; Primary Stages, 354 W. 45th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 333-4052; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $35 [through 1/2].
hamlet
Andrei Serban directs Shakespeare's classic, part of Shakespeare Festival at Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. at 12, Sat. & Sun. at 2, $45 [opens 12/9, through 1/2].
IF MEMORY SERVES
Dark comedy exploits the entertainment industry; Promenade Theater, 2162 B'way (76th St.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 3, $47.50 & $49.50 [opens 12/8].
SPACE
Scientist explores the unknown, part of Shakespearean Festival at Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, Sun. at 7, $45 [opens 12/5, through 12/19].
SWING
Musical & dance celebration feat. vocalist Ann Hampton Callaway; St. James Theater, 246 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat. & Sun. at 2, Sun. at 7, $20-$75 [opens 12/9, through 1/2].
WAITING IN THE WINGS
Noel Coward's production about a retirement home for women actresses; Walter Kerr Theater, 219 W. 48th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$70 [opens 12/16].
WYOMING
Three women escape from an institution & drive to where? You guessed it, Wyoming; 78th St. Theater Lab, 236 W. 78th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 873-9050; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $12 [opens 12/12].
Just Opened
AMERICAN ZERO
What happens when one only wants what he cannot have; Theater Row Theater, 424 W. 42nd St. (betw 9th & 10th Aves.), 774-4126; Fri. & Sat. at 8, $10, $5 st. [through 12/11].
ANGRY JELLOW BUBBLES
Ten different woman & their true stories about adhering to society's preconceived beauty standards?photography, dance, song & spoken word; Nada, 167 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 465-3410; Thurs.-Sun. at 10, $10 [through 12/5].
ANOTHER AMERICAN: ASKING & TELLING
The New Group & David Marshall Grant explores military's issues with gays & lesbians; Playhouse at St. Clement's, 423 W. 46th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 279-4200; Tues. at 8, $20-$35 [opens 12/16, through 1/30].
the BEARD
Ye ole battle of the sexes?attraction, seduction & temptation; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 475-7710; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3:30, $12 [through 12/5].
THE BOOM-ITTY OF ERRORS
Hiphop rendition of Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors; 45 Bleecker, 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 7, $20-$35 [opens 12/12].
BOUNCING BACK
Musical about five New Yorkers who get fired from their jobs; Triangle Theater, 316 E. 88th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 860-7244; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 12/12].
BOYFRIEND FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Looking for love in all the wrong places? Romantic musical challenges gay man's monogamous life; Wings Theater, 154 Christopher St. (betw. Greenwich & Washington Sts.), 627-2961; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3:30, $17.50 [through 12/23].
THE BUDDY PERFORMANCE
"Two cowboy gynecologists in search of the male grail;" Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri.-Sun. at 8, $12 [through 12/19].
CARRIN BEGINNING
Local Irish misfits meet an Irish troubadour at their local pub & it changes their lives forever; Chelsea Playhouse, 125 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $32.50 [through 12/19].
THE CHILDREN
The press release claims it's a "bizarre exciting new show...low-budget b-musical poperetta...just like Wit. Except with songs. And no chemo;" Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 647-0202 or www.here.org; call for times, $12 [opens 12/2, through 12/18].
CONTACT WITH THE ENEMY
Two WWII veterans bump into each other while visiting the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum in D.C.; Ensemble Studio Theater, 549 W. 52nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 247-4982; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, $15 [through 12/4].
A COOKIES KORQUIE CHRISTMAS
Cookies & Korquie's humorous sketches & spoofs on Christmas songs incl. "The Snow Queen Ballet;" Vital Theater, 432 W. 42nd St., 3rd Fl. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 592-4508; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $15 [opens 12/4, through 12/19].
DANCING WITH MY DEMONS
Ruth Otero's one-woman comic tale about conquering fear; Blue Heron Arts Center, 121 E. 24th St. (betw. Park Ave. S. & Lexington Ave.), 332-0027; Thurs. at 8, $12 [through 12/2].
THE EIGHT: REINDEER MONOLOGUES
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner & Blitzen reveal truths behind stocking stuffing & one accuses Santa of sexual harassment; Duplex, 61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 255-5438; Thurs. at 9, Sat. at 8, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 12/18].
1839
Gale Gates' new collaboration with composer Joseph Diebes & Michael Counts, named after the year the camera was invented; Gale Gates' Performance Space, 37 Main St., D.U.M.B.O., 718-522-4597; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 9, $15-$25 [through 12/18].
ELEKTRA BY SOPHOCLES
Greek mythology play directed by Andreas Manolikakis; Raw Space Studio Theater, 529 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, free.
ENTER THE NIGHT
Sonja Moser directs production about friends crossing the platonic line; Signature Theater Co., 555 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 244-PLAY; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $35 [opens 12/5].
THE FLYING FRUIT FLY CIRCUS
Acrobats, jugglers & trapeze artists ages 10-18 take over the New Victory Theater, 209 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 239-6200; Fri. at 7, Sat. at 5, Sun. at 12 & 5, $10-$35 [through 1/2].
FUDDY MEERS
David Lindsay-Abaire's comedy about a woman's attempt to regain memory; City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 581-1212; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $40 [through 12/12].
GEOMETRY OF MIRACLES
Robert Lepage directs new multimedia production that links "the familiar & the fantastic;" at BAM's Harvey Theater, 30 Lafayette Ave. (Ashland Pl.), Brooklyn, 718-636-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 7:30, mat. Sun. at 3, $20-$50 [through 12/5].
GLORY BOX
Tim Miller's solo exploration of same-sex marriage & immigration rights; P.S. 122, 150 1st Ave. (9th St.), 477-5288; Thurs.-Sun. at 7:30, $20 [through 12/19].
GOD OF VENGEANCE
Sholom Asch's 1932 controversial play about a Jewish male Madame who attempts to marry his daughter off; Show World, 671 8th Ave. (betw. 42nd & 43rd Sts.,), 269-4849; Weds., Thurs. & Sat. at 8, Sun. at 2 & 7:30, $15 [through 1/2].
GORKY'S WIFE
Veronica, an illegal alien comes to L.A. with a few friends in attempt to find history; Present Co. Theatorium, 198 Stanton St. (Ridge St.), 420-8877; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 12/19].
ICE ISLAND: THE WAIT FOR SHACKLETON
Like the book Alive, but on a remote island in Antarctica, directed by Marjorie Duffield; The Melting Pot, 311 W. 43rd St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $35 [through 12/19].
AN IDEAL DECEPTION
Leo A. Esses' play looks at the life of Jonathan Pollard, a man who's serving a life sentence for espionage; 24th St. Theater, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 532-7952; Weds. & Sun. at 3 & 7, Thurs. at 7, Tues. at 8, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 12/12].
THE ILIAD: BOOK ONE, KING LEAR
Homer & Shakespeare in repertory at Clark Studio Theater, Lincoln Center, Rose Building, 7th Fl., 70 Lincoln Center Plaza, B'way (65th St.), 279-4200; call for times, $25, $15 st./s.c. [through 12/5].
IN THE BLOOD
Single mother's struggle to raise children while maintaining her belief in love, based on Hawthorne's The Scarlet Letter; Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 239-6200; Weds.-Fri. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 2 & 7, $45 [through 12/5].
INAPPROPRIATE
A look inside the minds & hearts of teenager's, adapted from stories written by DeSisto school graduates; Theater Row Theater, 424 W. 42nd St. (betw 9th & 10th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$40 [through 12/30].
AN INDIAN WANTS THE BRONX
Pippo Curley Productions pres. Israel Horovitz's 1968 play about a non-English speaking man who's separated from his son; Grove St. Playhouse, 39 Grove St. (betw. Hudson & Bleecker Sts.), 591-2357; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7, $12 [through 12/19].
JOLSON & CO.
James Morgan directs musical play about entertainer at Theater at St. Peter's Church, 619 Lexington Ave. (54th St.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $40-$45 [through 1/2].
KING OF HEARTS
Musical based on the movie King of Hearts about an American soldier attempting to save a French town from the Germans during W.W.II,; 14th St. Y Theater, 344 E. 14th St. (1st Ave.), 362-5620; call for times, $15 [opens 12/7, through 12/19].
LANDLOCKED
Jim Gaylord directs comedy about two people's journeys to find each other; Miranda Theater, 259 W. 30th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 268-9829; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [opens 11/11, through 12/5].
MAJOR BARBARA
George Bernard Shaw's production challenges the nature of good & evil; Pulse Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $18-$25 [through 12/5].
MAYBE BABY, IT'S YOU
Bachelor #540 please step forward?comedy about finding the man of your dreams moves to Soho Playhouse, 15 Vandam St. (betw. 6th Ave. & Varick St.), 239-6200; Weds.-Fri. at 8, Sat. at 6 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 6, $35-$47.50.
MIDNIGHT BRAIN REVIVAL
Inverse Theater's satirical look at millennium madness; Kraine Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 501-4528; Thurs.-Sun. at 7:30, $12 [through 12/19].
MONGOLIA
Two misfit midwestern lovers attempt to find Mongolia; Mint Theater Space, 311 W. 43rd St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 502-0763; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, Mon. at 7, $10 [through 12/11].
MONSTER
One-act comedy about adventures of a rural family; Theater-Studio, 750 8th Ave. (46th St.), 532-8887; Weds. & Fri. at 8, $16, $13.50 adv. [through 12/3].
MURDER IN MIND
French play by Xavier Durringer about adultery & betrayal; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 475-7710; Thurs.-Sun. at 7:30, mat. Sat. at 3, $15-$20, $10 st. [through 12/12].
ON THE OPEN ROAD
Two thug-life kleptomaniacs are promised freedom in return for killing Jesus Christ; Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 285-1004; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 12/5].
OTHELLO
Sidney Fortner directs all-female production of Shakespeare's classic at Trilogy Theater, 341 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 501-1986; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [opens 12/2, through 12/19].
PARK PROFILE
New theater group, The Collective Impulse Theater Ensemble performs four one-acts at Miranda Theater, 259 W. 30th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 924-0777 or 353-6139; Sat. at 2, Sun. & Mon. at 7:30, $12 [through 12/6].
PASSION WITHOUT REASON
Strobe Entertainment & the Ohio Players Theater collaborate for a production by Neal Harris with pre-show buffet; Demerara Restaurant Theater, 215 W. 28th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Ave.), 874-7627; Sat. at 4 & 7, $30 [through 12/11].
PERVY VERSE
Play explores London's sex culture of bondage & doninatrix, set in legendary porn palace, Show World, 671 8th Ave. (betw. 42nd & 43rd Sts.,), 420-1466; Weds., Thurs., Sat., Sun. & Tues. at 7:30, $12, $10 st. [through 12/21].
RATS IN THE TUNNEL
"The Mole People," aka the ones living under NYC's subway system & beneath Manhattan's bridges await the coming of Jesus on New Year's Eve; Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (10th St.), 254-1109; Thurs. at 7, $10 [through 12/19].
SAVANNAH BAY
French colonial play explores themes of love & loss; Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (10th St.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8:30, mat. Sun. at 3, $35 [through 12/19].
THE SEATTLE PROJECT
Mini-festival feat. short biographical plays by Jacqueline Wade, Rosanna Yamagiwa Alfaro & Murielle Borst; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 475-7710; Thurs.-Sat. at 10, mat. Sun. at 5, $12 [through 12/5].
SHYSTER
Punches are thrown when a man shows up late for his father's funeral & finds their family's building run by a black man & his sister; Blue Heron Arts Center, 123 E. 24th St. (betw. Park Ave. S. & Lexington Ave.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat. at 3 & Sun. at 5, $35.
SINGING WITH MY DEMONS
Nancy L. Rogers directs play about an upcoming signer trying to "make it in the big time;" Expanded Arts, 85 Ludlow St. (betw. Broome & Delancey Sts.), 253-1813; Weds.-Sat. at 7, $12 [through 12/18].
STILL ON THE CORNER
Musical explores Manhattan's upper west side & the homeless sharing their streets; Castillo Theater, 500 Greenwich St. (betw. Spring & Canal Sts.), 941-1234; call for times, $30 [opens 12/3, through 1/16].
SUN FLOWER: THE LIFE & LOVES OF ELIZABETH CADY STANTON
Solo play about Stanton's fight for women's rights & her association with Susan B. Anthony; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 479-8513; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25 [through 12/12].
TRUE HISTORY & REAL ADVENTURES
Scottish woman leads teenagers across the U.S. & to the World's Fair to find the real Calamity Jane; Vineyard Theater, 108 E. 15th St. (Irving Pl.), 353-3874; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $30 [through 12/7].
VAMPIRE DREAMS
Mefisto Theater Co. debuts story about a 2000 year-old vampire posing as a professor; Altered Stages Theater, 212 W. 29th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 760-5940; Weds.-Mon. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 12/18].
WHO YA CALLIN' HO HO HO!?A VERY LEA CHRISTMAS
Lea DeLaria's comic variety show at Joe's Pub at the Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 239-6200; Fri.-Sun. at 9, $25 [through 12/19].
Continuing
ANCESTRAL VOICES
Buffalo family's lives are in an uproar when grandma divorces grandpa to be with his best friend; Theater at Lincoln Center, 150 W. 65th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 239-6200; Sun. at 7:30, Mon. at 8, $45 [through 12/20].
THE BLACK, THE JEW & YOU!
Epstein & Hassan pres. a comedy about themselves; an interracial married couple who explore stereotypes & other "naked truths" they encounter at Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 673-4182; Thurs. at 8, $8.
the countess
Drama based on true story, scandal that rocked Victorian England; Samuel Beckett Theater, 410 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 594-2826; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 3, $45, $35 st./s.c.
DAME EDNA: THE ROYAL TOUR
Barry Humphires' dolls himself up to portray a housewife, British royalty advisor & whatever else he dreams up; Booth Theater, 222 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Tues.-Sat. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$60.
DE LA GUARDA
Argentine theater group infuses theater with rock, dance, aerial contortionism & carnival elements in long-running smash Villa Villa; Daryl Roth Theater, 20 Union Sq. East (15th St.), 239-6200; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 7, $40-$45.
THE DONKEY SHOW
"A Midsummer Night's disco" at El Flamingo 547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 307-4100 or 971-1016; Thurs. & Sun. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, $25.
EPIC PROPORTIONS
Comical look at early filmmaking in Hollywood, directed by Jerry Zaks; Helen Hayes Theater, 240 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-65.
THE EXACT CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Small Southern town is put in an uproar when son doesn't comply with mother's expectations; the Century Theater, 111 E. 15th St. (betw. Irving Pl. & Park Ave. S.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mat. Sat. at 2, $45.
AN EXPERIMENT WITH AN AIR PUMP
Doug Hughes directs new play by Shelagh Stephenson; City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 581-1212; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2:30, $50 [through 12/12].
FINNEGAN'S FAREWELL
Finnegan's will orders his family to throw a stalwart Irish party?interactive comedy in repertory with Late Nite Catechism & Tony N' Tina's Wedding; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds. at 7, mat. Sat. at 2, $59.
GHOSTS
Drama taken from Henrik Ibsen's 1881 tale of a mother who attempts to escape the power of her late husband; Century Center for the Performing Arts, 111 E. 15th St. (betw. Irving Pl. & Park Ave. S.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat & Sun. at 3, $25.
IT AIN'T NOTHING BUT THE BLUES
Musical theater piece about the rhythms & history that gave birth to the Blues; Ambassador Theater, 219 W. 49th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35-$75 [through 1/30].
KAT & THE KINGS
Musical presented rock 'n' royal style; Cort Theater, 138 W. 48th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35-$75.
LAST TRAIN TO NIBROC
Two-character romantic comedy set during W.W.II; Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 239-6200; Tues.-Fri. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7, $45.
LATE NIGHT CATECHISM
Interactive comedy written by Vicki Quade & Maripat Donovan; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 239-6200; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $40.
LINE
Play by Israel Horovitz now in its 25th year; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 675-6677; Weds. & Thurs. at 7, Fri. & Sat. at 9:30, $12.50, $8 st./s.c.
NAKED BOYS SINGING
Musical revue celebrates "being in your birthday suit"?eight naked men & 16 tunes; The Actors' Playhouse, 100 7th Ave. (betw. Grove & Bleecker Sts.), 463-0060; Weds.-Fri. & Mon. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 3 & 8, $45-$65.
NEVER SWIM ALONE
Daniel Maclvor's production evokes human behavior & rivalry between friends; St. Marks Studio Theater, 94 St. Marks Pl. (betw. 1st Ave. & Ave. A), 777-6088; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $12 [through 12/18].
NOW HEAR THIS
Kathy Buckley's tales about being an American hearing-impaired comedienne; Lambs Theater, 130 W. 44th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, $25-$45.
OVER THE RIVER & THROUGH THE WOODS
Young man's indecision about his future sparks unsolicited advice & meddling from four Italian-American grandparents; John Housman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 239-6200; Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, $47.50.
THE PASSION OF FRIDA KAHLO
Actress Priscilla Lopez plays celebrated Mexican painter, Frida Kahlo, play formerly known as Goodbye My Friduchita; ArcLight Theater, 152 W. 71st St. (betw. Columbus & Amsterdam Aves.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sun., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat. at 3, $45.
THE PRICE
Arthur Miller's play about brothers reuniting to sort through deceased father's belongings; Royale Theater, 242 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 353-0303; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$65.
CHARLIE VICTOR ROMEO
Play derived from airline "black box" emergency tapes; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 254-5277; Fri. & Sat. at 8, $10 [through 12/11].
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER
Musical inspired by Robert Stigwood's 1977 film; Minskoff Theater, 1515 B'way (45th St.), 307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 2 & 7:30, $30-$80.
SUMMER '69
Production reopens at new theater. Comical musical explores historical events such as Woodstock, Vietnam War & landing on the moon. Live rock 'n' roll band accompaniment performs music by Janis Joplin, Jerry Garcia, Bob Dylan & the like; Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $19.69-$49.50.
THWAK
The Umblical Brothers' production of vaudeville, physical comedy, performance art; Minetta Lane Theater, 18 Minetta Ln. (6th Ave.), 307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, mat. Sun. at 3, $15-$45 [through 1/2].
UNCLE JACK
Play based on Chekhov's Uncle Vanya, set in rural hills of West Virginia; Tribeca Playhouse, 111 Reade St. (betw. W. B'way & Hudson St.), 604-4195; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15-$35.
THE WEIR
Conor McPherson's Olivier-winning story of a woman on a journey of self-discovery in countryside pub; Walter Kerr Theater, 218 W. 48th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $60 [through 1/2].
Y2K, YOU'RE OK
Satiric review of history from past 1000 years?Middle East crisis to Jerry Springer Show; Chicago City Limits Theater, 1105 1st Ave. (61st St.), 888-LAFF; Weds. & Thurs. & Mon. at 8:30, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, $20, Mon. are free [through 12/99].
Long Runs
ANNIE GET YOUR GUN
Annie returns to the Marquis Theater, 1535 B'way (46th St.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35-$75.
BEAUTY & THE BEAST
Palace Theater, 1564 B'way (47th St.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 1 & 6:30, $22.50-$80.
CABARET
The Roundabout Theater's production of Kander & Ebb's classic; Studio 54, 254 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 7th Ave.), 239-6200, Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $45-$90.
CATS
Winter Garden Theater, 1634 B'way (50th St.), 239-6200; Weds., Fri. Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $40-$75.
CHICAGO
Concert version of 1975 musical starring Sandy Duncan; Schubert Theater, 225 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $20-$75.
THE FANTASTICKS
Longest-running musical; Sullivan St. Theater, 181 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & Houston Sts.), 674-3838; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 7, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $36.50-$39.
FOOTLOOSE
Adaptation of 1984 film about small town that tries to outlaw dancing; Richard Rodgers Theater, 226 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat., mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$80.
FOSSE
Musical celebration of choreographer's oeuvre; Broadhurst Theater, 235 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65-$80.
HEDWIG & THE ANGRY ITCH
A rock 'n' roll glam-punk musical inspired by Plato's Symposium; Jane Street Theater at the Hotel Riverview Ballroom, 113 Jane St. (West Side Hwy.), 239-6200 or www.hedwig.com; Weds. & Mon. at 8, Fri. at 8 & 11, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 7, $19.99-$49.50.
I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE!
Musical revue looks at "Hopeful Heterosexuals;" Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (9th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, $49.50-$52.50.
JEKYLL & HYDE
Musical by Frank Wildhorn & Leslie Bricusse; Plymouth Theater, 236 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$80.
LES MISERABLES
Imperial Theater, 249 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$80.
THE LION KING
New Amsterdam Theater, 214 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 6:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $25-$85.
MISS SAIGON
B'way Theater, 1681 B'way (53rd St.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$80.
PERFECT CRIME
Long-running murder mystery; Duffy Theater, 1553 B'way (46th St.), 695-3401; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35.
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
Majestic Theater, 247 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$80.
RAGTIME
Ford Center for the Performing Arts, 214 W. 43rd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $31-$81.
RENT
An East Village La Boheme; Nederlander Theater, 208 w. 41st St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 307-4100; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $35-$80.
SECRETS EVERY SMART TRAVELER SHOULD KNOW
Airline humor & travel gags at the Ibis Theater, 321 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 799-4599; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mat. Weds. at 2:30, $50-$55.
THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL
Production about the French Revolution; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$80.
SMOKEY JOE'S CAFE
Broadway musical based on songs of Leiber & Stoller, Rick Springfield joins the cast from 10/19-10/31; Virginia Theater, 245 W. 52nd St. (B'way), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $30-$75 [through 1/16].
TONY & TINA'S WEDDING
Same interactive musical theater, now in its 12th year of production; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), reception at Vinnie Black's Vegas Room, Hotel Edison, 221 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Thurs.-Sat. at 7, mat. Sun. at 2, $65-$75.